mommy:

What happens if you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.

(via parkingstrange)

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

(via heart)

spenceromg:

walter white has no chill

(via parkingstrange)

(via guy)

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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supnikita:

kevrudd:

typhloslons:

b is for the blood of my enemies that i smear on my face to show everyone that i am FEARLESS

and c is for cat

and m is for me

(via trust)

caseyanthonyofficial:

THis is the best pic

imageI have so many questions????

nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

(via ugly)

evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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